she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
