She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Text me some of your sweat
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