It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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