How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
