are you still at the devil's house?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
is it fun? or sober?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
