Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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