these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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