I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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