this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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