Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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