God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
this boner is exhausting
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
it's like iHOP with fire
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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