I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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