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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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