Bisexual people are plain selfish.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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