none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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