She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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