he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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