when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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