oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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