i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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