tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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