never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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