Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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