id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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