doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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