sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Randomize
