great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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