3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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