Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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