Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
His hands were made for my vagina.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize