Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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