Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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