And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
