The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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