Welp...herpes.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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