I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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