Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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