Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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