You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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