I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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