I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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