If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Verdict: uncircumcised.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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