In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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