my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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