Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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