Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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