i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I had to cum in my sink.
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