Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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