Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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