ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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