Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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