You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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