It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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