I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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