Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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