worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Terrible idea I love it
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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