There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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