i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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